women WOMEN ARE COMPLEX CREATURES ? ? If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don’t you are not a man ? If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don’t you are good for nothing ? If you agree to al her likes, you are a wimp If you don’t you are not understanding ? If you visit her often, she think it is boring If you don’t she accuses you of double-crossing ? If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy ? If you are jealous, she says it’s bad If you don’t she thinks you do not love her ? If you attempt a romance, she says you don’t respect her If you don’t she thinks you do not like her ? If you are a minute late, she complains it’s a hard to wait If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way ? If you visit another man’ you’re not putting in “quality time” If she is visited by another woman, “Oh it’s natural, we are girls” ? If you kiss her once in a while, she profess you are cold, If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage, ? If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethic, If you do, she thinks it’s just one of men’s tactics for seduction, ? If you stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring, ? If you talk, she wants you to listen, If you listen, She wants you to talk, ? In short So simple, yet so complex, So weak, yet so powerful, So confusing, yet so desirable, So damning, yet so wonderful, WOMAN